Let me take you down cause I'm going to _______

I know somewhere I've done this before but I couldn't care less and will do it again :DDD

You know you've been in LKW too long when ...

Class no longer seems an obligatory duty to you.
Sometimes. It depends on the class. I hardly attended Comm Studies for obvious reaons.

Wings is the quintessential hang-out spot.
Nah, I'm down at 10-10

You always get up while talking on the phone for your friend to spot where you're sitting.
Sometimes. Just wave only la.

You criticize the very grit and soul of not only the university but also the country, yet you secretly like it and still stay there till the end.
Hahaha! Well I had intended to move on to Curtin this year but I guess this statement is true.

You never hand in your assignments on time.
Not true :D

In computer-aided classes, you never listen to the professor or open the required sites/pages, but always browse around Facebook.
HAHAHA! I remember doing this a lot during Fignon/Sailendra's classes. Mr.Sailendra was OK with it though. He told me to add him. LMAO!

You wander off in the middle of conversations while sitting at the plaza, looking at random passers-by and occasionally greeting the hurried class-goer.
I've never particularly wandered off. But people watching/greeting is a way of life there. Boo hoo!

You wait for the next Wednesday to go to Hops.
Nope. I think I'm gonna stay away from Hops thanks.

You are always on your feet and sleep-deprived towards the end of the semester because of "assignments".
That "assignments" line actually DOES mean assignments.

You never have your student ID (or it's not functional) when entering either the library or the computer labs.
I can't be bothered going into the library anymore.

You get stomach-aches from the hamburgers and MakanLah food in general, yet you still indulge in it.
I don't eat at Makan-Lah anymore. Occasionally fries only. Lesson learned during foundation :D

You only go to class to sign attendance and pretend to have been in class the entire time with a serious face.
HAHA! During Illustration/Life Drawing/Comm Studies. Those classes were a joke to me.

Deep inside, you want to shoot whoever chooses the funeral music being played on the campus radio.
HAHA! I remember someone played Amazing Grace during Raya. WTF?

Towards the end of the semester, your only questions for your peers are, "Are you going home?", "This place is fucking tiring, isn't it?", and "Did you book your ticket?"
*nods*

Deep inside, you want to tell the bands who play at the plaza to "fuck off" and leave you alone; not because their music sucks, but because the sound and acoustics of the open plaza are abhorrent.
YESM! I don't know what they were thinking when they put the stage there. The sound system is stupid.

You know at least 1000 people there.
Is this a trick question?

You talk about "drunk nights", "taxi rip-off nights", "high nights", "long sleepovers", "car rentals", and "clubs" all the time.
Haha. More like I listen to those who talk about them.

Street Mall is your only accessible outlet and hang-out spot of a different nature.
Nah, now got Saba' also. Occasionally the bus to Alamanda. But Street Mall is the easiest.

You smoke three packets a day at the plaza.
Not me.

You constantly ask people for lighters, and even though you can afford three packs a day, you can't find the sufficient funds for a lighter.
See above

Your mandatory second question (after asking the name) is "Where are you from?" when introducing yourself.
HAHAH! Absolutely.

You are sleep-deprived.
Most of the time.

You have a hangover on Thursdays and Fridays.
No. I don't go to Hops *winks*

You hate the university to its core for not at least flattening out the parking across the road and wonder "How the fuck could somebody charge you for that before?"
I never park there, so I'm not bothered. BUT I do wish they'd flatten it out once and for all.

You spend all your money your parents send you on an expensive phone, then somebody jacks it off you in a mall.
Haha. Touch wood.

You constantly talk of transferring to another university, when in truth you never would or will because Limkokwing, in reality, isn't that expensive and you'd just miss spending mindless hours at the Plaza.
Oh man, this is so true in it's own little way. I still don't mind transferring but I've got too much done here already. Plus yes, that Plaza statement. Damn.

You wander up and down the computer hallway looking for an empty lab to use and, when entering, you ask people silently whether they have class.
INDEED. Why don't they have free labs? Seriously? I mean we DO pay for the resource fees. Hallor?

You enter the lab even if they do.
Sometimes. If it's really important. Just ask the lecturer nicely and you're in.

Deep inside, you hate 10Ten for not employing faster and more efficient cashiers that don't laugh every time you want to buy something.
No one's laughed at me but still. I wish they'd move faster.

You start wearing graphic T-shirts (ones that say "I'm Your Ideal Lover", for example), so that people can notice you better.
Ah, I did this in my foundation year. NEVER AGAIN!

The black colors of the university contribute even more to the overall depression.
HAHAHA! I don't mind it.

There is a small, secret rivalry between you and a Multimedia University student over which university dominates Cyberjaya.
There always is.

The bathrooms are horrible and at odds with the enormous funds the university has.
Haha. You need to be smart on which bathroom you choose to enter.

You hate waiting in line at the ATM.
I don't.

You hate the guy who works in 10Ten because he constantly keeps giving you the impression that he is efficient by shuffling your change quickly.
He does? I can't be bothered to notice.

After four years of existence, the campus' tunnels and hallways look like Ancient Egyptian catacombs.
HAHAHA! Yesm! I freaked out at how dark they were when I first enrolled.

You hate it when it starts raining in torrents and you are about to go home.
Happens a lot.

You hate all the faculties of the university for not being able to accommodate students with more than one phone for calling the lecturers.
No kidding, and the phone looks like shit too.

You resort to asking other lecturers about your own lecturer instead.
Yeah. What's new?

You occasionally drop into the marketing department to cool off on a hot day.
Sometimes only with Kinna. HAHA!

The obligatory handshake is accompanied by a slight half-hug.
Boy do I know this.

You wonder, although they have notices about it, why the IT technicians never repair the viruses on the computers.
*shrugs* Stupid jackasses hired them.

You wonder why the printing room is smaller than your closet at home.
Because ... good question.

You are never too young or too old to study there.
*winks*