Running away.

Splendid Waterfall Cardigan, $63, Neiman Marcus

This is a serious want now. Now if only I had legs which went on for miles and a torso which wasn't as thick as three of my heads lined up next to each other (OK, that was weird), I'd be running down to to the nearest store to get me a cardigan.

Can someone spare me some height so I can adorn this lovely piece of cloth wear?