What they say

TIPS FOR SUCCESS ↳

• NEVER BE SOMEONE’S REBOUND.
• SHAVE YOUR LEGS. EVEN IN THE WINTER.
• WEAR DEODORANT AND PERFUME.
• NO ONE LIKES A SMELLY BIATCH.
• PRETEND YOU OWN THE FUCKING WORLD.
• BE 17 STEPS AHEAD OF EVERYONE. MAKE THEM RUN.
• BE FUCKING FABULOUS AND AWESOME AT EVERYTHING.
• FUCK EVERYTHING AND BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE.
• EAT YOUR DAMN VEGETABLES. VITAMINS MAKE YOU STRONG.
• HAVE AN IQ OVER 140. OR ACT LIKE YOU DO.
• TELL YOUR MOTHER YOU LOVE HER. SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU.
• LIVE YOUR LIFE IN CAPSLOCK.
• IF YOU CAN HELP IT, DON’T GO FULL RETARD.
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