I wanna dance tonight!

How is it plus size models can adorn swimsuits and still look good while I put on a tshirt and look like I'm about to give birth? Life's unfair. After much pizza/beer/unnamed alcohol/chips/buns from last nights dinner with Aroon/Yee Mun/Rizal/Anne/Yiwen/Ziad/Iskandar, I truly think I have done a great unfairness to my body and gained much more weight. This isn't right! Talking about my body issues isn't gonna make a difference and may annoy some people as well but it really has started to bug me lately :( Curse you holiday weight gain!